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Friday, July 18, 2008

A Little Secret

I have a lot of little secrets whirling around in my head, but I'm afraid of being judged so I don't say anything.

How about you? Now is your chance to say what you want without holding back. There are a couple rules though:

1). ALL secrets must be ANONYMOUS! You may reveal anything you like- something tragic and sad, funny and humiliating, dark or light. ALL secrets small and large are welcome.

2). Don't judge or make cruel comments about anyone's secret.

That's it! Now let loose and have a good weekend!

Edited to Add: BTW, I don't know how to check IP addresses so all secrets will remain anonymous!

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

I pick my nose.

Anonymous said...

I'll have to think on this awhile, I usually end up telling my secrets to someone.

Anonymous said...

I often think about how my life would be if I married him instead of my husband.

Anonymous said...

My Dh picks his nose and eats them!

Anonymous said...

When I was 9 my brother "tried" to have sex with me...and I let him.

Anonymous said...

I spend all my free time (and usually my work time) daydreaming. About men, adventures, what-ifs. I don't live my life in reality. Most of the time, I wish my daydreams would be my reality.

Anonymous said...

every once in a while i see a man that i become attracted to (usually actors) and become obsessed with daydreaming about having hot erotic foreplay with them. this happens every few months.
also i love my husband but wish he would have a higher sex drive, maybe every other day.

Anonymous said...

I WISH MY HUSBAND HAD A BIGGER PENIS

Anonymous said...

hmmm...I have a couple:
I too wish my DH had a higher sex drive. And it's good to know I'm not alone.
In some weird way, sex is the way I'm shown "love".
I strongly dislike most pregnant people.
I resent some (okay, one in specific) of the things that my DH did in his past.
I wish he would tell me I'm beautiful more often.

Anonymous said...

I WISH I HAD A HIGHER SEX DRIVE TO MATCH THAT OF MY HUSBANDS. WE USED TO HAVE SEX 3-4 TIMES A DAY. NOW MAYBE ONCE A WEEK.

HIS PENIS IS FINE. IN FACT I WANT TO MAKE A REPLICA OF IT, IT'S THAT FINE.

I WISH I WERE TOLD I WAS BEAUTIFUL MORE OFTEN TOO. MAYBE THEN I'D WANT TO HAVE SEX MORE OFTEN.

Anonymous said...

When I'm in a hurry, I pee in the shower.

Usually I'm thinking about someone else when DH and I have sex. Not one specific person.. it usually changes.

I can't remember the last time I changed our sheets.

Anonymous said...

I don't have any secrets.

Anonymous said...

i get terribly turned on by superheroes. right now there is one on televison and i could just die. i'm so embarassed by this...but i wish i could live in a fantasy land, where every day i would wake up and be a new superhero's girl. one day iron man and the next batman. shoot, on second thought, i'd have batman every other day.
he is so dark and twisted. he saves gotham every night, yet he needs saving from his own dark memories. he's buff, ridiculousy wealthy, strikingly handsome (no matter who's playing him), but has good intentions underneath it all. i should stop now, i'm getting turned on.
oh and my dh is wonderful in all ways, except in the bedroom. i don't fantasize about other man in the bedroom, but i tend to feel let down by him in that respect.
he tells me i'm beautiful constantly and i truly beleive him when he says so. so why is his drive so much lower than mine? oh well, back to my superhero fantasies...

Anonymous said...

i pee everyday in teh shower.

Anonymous said...

I lie a lot in my blog. I also have a big secret, a gigantic secret, that I'm not telling any of you guys. Sorry! You'll have to wait a while for it. But it's big (and happy).

Anonymous said...

I had a dream the other night where I had an orgasm from buying vanilla ice cream at the grocery store.

Anonymous said...

my secret is that i would do anything to have my very own dirty secret to keep from people

Anonymous said...

I have not had sex in 10 months because I feared something would happen to my pregnancy if I did. The baby is safely here and I still don't want to have sex :-(

I wish my husband made more money so I didn't have to be the bread winner in the family (which isn't really saying much).

My inlaws have money, but they seem to be getting really greedy with it lately (as we are struggling to buy groceries each week)...is that tacky?

Anonymous said...

not really a secret I guess-just a pet peeve..the clutter in my house is driving me insane, but I'm tired of picking up after everyone, just to turn around and do it again, so my house remains in disarray, and I'm embarrassed by it, even though nobody ever sees my house

Anonymous said...

Here's a couple of mine:
1. I CANNOT STAND my future mother in law.
2. I pee in the shower every day too!!

Anonymous said...

I wish I liked sex! (But I don't--I have no drive, no libido...and I'm too scared to ask my gyno about it!)

Anonymous said...

I sure do hope you can't read IP addresses, Monica! -grin-

Anonymous said...

i hate a close family member immensely and will never change my feelings about them.

Monica H said...

I promise I CAN'T read IP addresses. I'm just not that technologically savvy- and that's to your benefit!

Anonymous said...

MONICA THIS IS FUN! I GIVE YOU PROPS FOR THINKING THIS ONE UP, I KEEP CHECKING EVERY SO OFTEN, B/C IT'S THAT FUN. (IS MY LIFE JUST THAT BORING?...ANYWAY!).

Anonymous said...

I fantasize about our UPS man.....mmmmm!

Anonymous said...

my dh is my best friend, he is such a wonderful man, but he is not a passionate lover. and he has a low low low sex drive-only 2x a week. i would not change him for anyone, but i wish things could improve in that department. i am releived to know i am not only one.

Monica H said...

I can't credit for this secret thing. A fellow blooger did the same several months back and they got it from someone else.

It's like PostSecret, but quicker and you don't have to make a postcard or buy a stamp!

Anonymous said...

Whenever I receive oral sex, my vagina smells MUCH worse/stronger for days afterword. Is that weird?

Anonymous said...

yes!

Anonymous said...

I feel like I'm about to faint almost everyday for no good reason.

Anonymous said...

maybe there is a good reason...

Anonymous said...

My husband and I had a little too much to drink last weekend and had sex right in the driveway on the hood of the car. I can't believe I am telling you this. I haven't told ANYONE! My mother would die.

Anonymous said...

Although I love my husband dearly, I would never had met/married him if I was allowed to date the first person I loved. I couldn't tho because he is my step brother. To this day there is an electricity when we touch. Did I mention I lost my virginity to him? He is still unmarried and I feel guilty about being happy. I feel like he compairs other women to me, he won't move on. It's been more than 10 years since we were secretly together.

Anonymous said...

I am straight, but I like to watch 1esbian p*rn.

Anonymous said...

I have had sex on the hood of a car, on the trunk, in the movie theater, under a bridge, at a car dealership, at a school, on the play ground, in a car, in a truck, in a pool and in a hot tub and I wasn't drunk either.

My mom would die too. Actually, she'd probably kill me!

This is so embarrassing. I can't believe I just told you (and the WORLD) that!

Anonymous said...

I love my best friend more than my husband. If I had to choose, it wouldn't be him.

Anonymous said...

I love lesbo porn too!

Anonymous said...

I rarely have an orgasm since my baby died.

Anonymous said...

I wish my DH would trim his *hair* he would get a lot more BJ's if he would. :)

Anonymous said...

i don't enjoy sex, never have, i only agree to it when i have to or i want something

i can't give bj's they make me want to puke. And just talking about finishing one could actually make me puke...

i feel like somethings wrong with me, so now that we are separated i think i will just stay single...

Anonymous said...

Last night, at a dear friend's house, she was out of toilet paper in the downstairs bathroom. There were no tissues so I was desperate and used a hand towel that was sitting on a shelf. Gross I know but I was desperate.

Anonymous said...

I masturbated on my uncle's motorcycle.

Anonymous said...

I have a huge crush on one of DH's friends. Everytime I see him my heart skips a beat.

Anonymous said...

Huh. I touched myself while driving the other night.

Anonymous said...

im bi sexual