My test results are back. Is that 'normal' circled? Uh, I beg to differ. I don't know how I feel about this. I guess I should be thankful that they didn't send me a blood red card with a skull and cross bones with an expiration date on it. I'm glad they think I'm normal, but where does that leave me? I was kind of hoping that I would have a simple (yeah right) yet curable infection.** That's not the case. It's never that simple.
Oh wait, they didn't say *I* am normal, they said my labs are normal.
** Did I just wish myself an infection???**